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  1. Had a flight like that….two big guys….I’m a 5’5 155 pound guy….window seat…

    I was tempted to get a new seat.

    But I thought 2.5 hour flight. I got this.

    Guys elbow in my side entire flight. That’s him trying to make room for me. Due to his girth that was all he could do.

    Thankfully I made the flight better for both of us.

    I got out my laptop and put on anime.

    He was into A very scientific railgun, the anime I happened to put on.

    We watch anime the whole flight.

    After the flight he apologized for his elbow and he insisted to get me breakfast.

    We parted as friendly strangers

  2. 0:48
    Fluffy: Um, right spot?
    Receptionist: Yes sir, you're in the right location.
    Fluffy: Can I ask you something?
    Receptionist: Absolutely.
    Fluffy: Why does it say "Center for the Morbidly Obese" on the door?
    Receptionist: The doctors prefer it that way.
    Fluffy: Why don't you have that on the card?
    Receptionist: 'Cause then you won't come in. First time?
    Fluffy: Yeah, first time.
    Receptionist: Please take this clipboard and have a seat. They'll call you in a few minutes.

    2:36
    Receptionist: Are you here for the 8:30?
    Jabba the Hutt: Yes, I am. This is my first time here.
    Receptionist: Is this your first time here?
    Jabba the Hutt: Yes, but I have a question. Why does it say "Center for the Morbidly Obese" on the door?
    Receptionist: Because the doctors prefer it that way.
    Jabba the Hutt: Well then, why don't you have that on the card?

    Receptionist: 'Cause then you won't come in! Oh god. Take this clipboard and have a seat. They'll call you in a few minutes.

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